The ultimate place list.
The definitive place list.
The place list to end all place lists.
The list to finally get you to stop clicking on lists has been assembled by our panel of experts [our most jr. writer, her roommate, and a friend she happen to be texting when we pawned this rubbish idea for an article off on her].
You probably didn't know that there turns out to be exactly ten places that we decided needed to be in an article that you must read. Imagine that. Exactly ten. What are the chances?
So let's get right to the list.
The Top 10 Places are:
Place de la Concorde
The Marianas Trench
2 blocks up, then 1 block left, you can't miss it
Purgatory
Enid, Oklahoma
In Jerry Applebaum's downstairs closet
nowhere, man
Asia
The Crab Nebula
Before we get to #1, let's review the Top 9 places that made this list, but not the #1 spot, in case you forgot.
#10 Place de la Concorde
#09 The Marianas Trench
#08 2 blocks up, then 1 block left, you can't miss it
#07 Purgatory
#06 Enid, Oklahoma
#05 In Jerry Applebaum's downstairs closet
#04 nowhere, man
#03 Asia
#02 The Crab Nebula
And...the...#...1...place...is...
Did we mention that last year's #1 place – Right Here – didn't make the list this year? It didn't.
And...the...#...1...place...is...
Are you sure we've wasted enough of your productive day reading yet another vacuous article? Sure? We can drag this out even longer, no problem. We've got plenty of column space to fill.
Okay, you asked for it. Here it is.
The...#...1...place...is:
Mel's
