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Tiny Anglolan Region Officially Became Country Eighteen Years Ago
LUANDA, ANGOLA - Who knew? A relatively small but geographically prized region of Angola evidently broke away and declared independence...
Thomas Kaye
May 21, 2018
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Say Goodbye To Centuries
CHERBOURG, FRANCE – Beginning in 2019, school children everywhere will only have to learn dates like 1066 and 1492 and not the centuries...
Thomas Kaye
Feb 2, 2018
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Top 10 Places You HAVE To Click To See!
The ultimate place list. The definitive place list. The place list to end all place lists. The list to finally get you to stop clicking...
Thomas Kaye
Jan 16, 2018
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Gastro Net Zero – It's Gut Check Time
ANN ARBOR – Ann Arbor’s resident Green Guru, Greg Matthews, walks the walk when it comes to showing us how easy it is to lessen our...
Thomas Kaye
Apr 6, 2014
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Atlanta Motorist Finally Convinced To Save Tibet By Bumper Sticker
ATLANTA, GA - Randy S. Crispen, 38, decided to heed the call to save Tibet when he spotted a "Save Tibet" bumper sticker placed just...
Thomas Kaye
Mar 6, 2010
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Carson City Councilman Compares Chaplin To Hitler
CARSON CITY, NV – During an open council meeting in which school bond issues where to be debated, Councilman Stan Ellison, 53, claimed...
Thomas Kaye
May 20, 2008
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Scientobbalahists Find Pope's WC Remarks Offensive
MALIBU, CA – Celebrity followers of Scientobbalah from Los Angeles to London reacted with outrage to Pope Benedict’s inadvertently...
Thomas Kaye
May 10, 2008
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Iraqis Reject Democracy
BAGHDAD, IRAQ -- Only one day after millions of Iraqi citizens raised their purple fingers in jubilance, they went back to the polls to...
Thomas Kaye
Jan 21, 2005
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Surf's Up!
BANDA ACEH, INDONESIA -- Wax on, bro. Load up the Woodie. This is the one you’ve dreamt of your whole life. Meteorologists from the...
Thomas Kaye
Dec 26, 2004
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Jesus Wishes He'd Considered Preemptive Strike On Romans
HEAVEN – In his first interview given since he resurrected, Jesus H. Christ sat down with Knews in an exclusive...
Thomas Kaye
Mar 11, 2003
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Myrtle Petry Considers Preemptive Strike On Agnes Clawson
POMPANO BEACH, FL – Several residents at the Swaying Palms Assisted Living Community expressed concern to authorities that efforts to...
Thomas Kaye
Mar 10, 2003
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The Netherlands Considers Preemptive Strike On Good-For-Nothing Belgium
THE HAUGE – Dutch Prime Minister Wim Kok is taking advantage of the world’s attention on the U.S/Iraqi crisis to put in motion plans for...
Thomas Kaye
Mar 9, 2003
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President Bush Considers Preemptive Strike To Preempt Iraqi Preemptive Strike To Preempt US Strike
WASHINGTON D.C. - In a hastily convened east wing press conference, President Bush told reporters, “I saw Saddam on the television with...
Thomas Kaye
Mar 8, 2003
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Saddam Hussein Considers Need For Preemptive Strike To Preempt U.S. Preemptive Strike
BAGHDAD – President Hussein convened a five hour meeting today with his top military officials and thirteen mustachioed actors (the...
Thomas Kaye
Mar 7, 2003
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A Second Key Al Qaeda Arrest
TEL AVIV - One day after Pakistani authorities apprehended Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, the alleged al Qaeda operations leader suspected of...
Thomas Kaye
Mar 5, 2003
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Hussein Does Everything Possible To Change President's Mind
NEW YORK - In a shocking turn of events in the showdown between the US and Iraq, Iraqi ambassador Terik Aziz gave a report to the UN...
Thomas Kaye
Mar 4, 2003
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Two More Countries Join Coalition
WASHINGTON D.C. - The Bush administration was emboldened today by news that its coalition of partners in the regime change / disarmament...
Thomas Kaye
Mar 3, 2003
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