President Bush Considers Preemptive Strike To Preempt Iraqi Preemptive Strike To Preempt US Strike

WASHINGTON D.C. - In a hastily convened east wing press conference, President Bush told reporters, “I saw Saddam on the television with Dan Rather the other night. He prays to Allah here; He prays to Allah there - like five times a day, for crying out loud. Well, I want the American people to know I can out-pray Saddam any day. God is on my side. It’s like when Texas plays Oklahoma. Think God roots for the Sooners? Heck no. Every good Christian knows The Almighty hates being called Allah. Wouldn’t you hate it? So go ahead Saddam, preempt my preempt and pray to be with Allah, but Dubya’s gonna have the last prayer and it’ll be my preempt preempt preempt preempt that’s gonna send you to that meeting with God, big man.”

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