A Second Key Al Qaeda Arrest

TEL AVIV - One day after Pakistani authorities apprehended Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, the alleged al Qaeda operations leader suspected of being the mastermind behind the World Trade Center attacks of 1993 and September 11, 2001, Israel's intelligence agency, the Mosad, announced the capture of another key al Qaeda leader. Sheikh Ur Butti is now said to be in the custody of the Mosad.

Sheikh Ur Butti has long been under investigation for his alleged involvement in the rocking of discothèques in Tel Aviv, Jerusalem, Madrid, Berlin and Athens. A Mosad spokesman confirmed the arrest of Sheikh Ur Butti, but refused to disclose the location where the al Qaeda funk master was being detained. "We are confident we have the individual most responsible for these disco infernos that have been raging throughout Europe and the Middle East."

One witness outside the Sabbath Night Fever Disco in Tel Aviv who identified Sheikh Ur Butti was quoted as overhearing the Sheikh declare he would "burn that mother down."

Mosad agents made a Butti call at 2:15 am at the ME Club where Sheikh Ur Butti was about to drop da bomb. Why he dropped a bomb on ME the agents could not say. "We are not dealing with a rhythm-less white man here; Sheikh Ur Butti can really boogie oogie oogie," offered agent Dee Scosucks.

In the Sheikh's Cadillac, agents discovered a "treasure trove" of materials and links to his crew. Agent Scosucks told reporters that Mosad was shocked to find the Sheikh had left his groove thang behind as well as cell numbers for his entourage which included known master MCs and soul sistas Harry Wayne Casey, Van McCoy, Vicki Sue Robinson and Thelma Houston.

It is expected that Sheikh Ur Butti will be extradited to Guantanamo Bay We-Don't-Like-To-Use-The-Term-Torture facility to be politely questioned by the FBI. While there, the FBI will make every effort to learn of his moves.

FBI Director Robert Mueller admitted, "We've been watching his moves and we don't know how he does it. He's the greatest dancer that I've ever seen."

In a related story, FBI Director Robert Mueller presented a $2,500,000 reward check to Annette Romano of Brooklyn New York for her tip that lead to the arrest of this Super Bad Mama Jama. Ur Butti had ranked as high as number three on the E! Channel World's Sexiest Al Qaedans list.

In her prepared remarks, Ms. Romano stated, "He wouldn't do the Hustle with me and he called me a pig. I hope they question him really, really impolitely."

When asked what she planned to do with the money, Annette said she was going to buy some rubbers so Tony Monero could hump her in the back seat while they parked right in the middle of the Brooklyn bridge and their friend Joey tried to get everyone's attention by prancing precariously on the bridge's edge.

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